Funny Sticky Notes, Petty Blessings and Petty Curses, 100 Blessings and 100 Curses Sticky Note Pads, Hilariously Petty Fortunes Get ready for some light-hearted mischief with this pair of sticky note pads containing 100 blessings and 100 curses that aren’t too extreme. The blessings offer playful well-wishes like “May you find a parking spot near the front” and “May all your pills go down smoothly,” while the curses poke fun with harmless annoyances like “I hope your windshield wipers leave streaks” and “I hope your zipper gets misaligned.” With 98 other equally petty fortunes on each pad, these witty sticky notes make a delightfully cheeky gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates a touch of tongue-in-cheek humor in their day. At 3 x 3 inches, they’re perfectly sized for leaving amusing notes around the home, office, or anywhere you want to spread some light-hearted laughs. Get Ready to Get Petty with this clever and entertaining sticky note set.